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I`ll tell you no lies
30 April, 2005 ---- 4:59 PM

Sick of being sick.


I have reason to suspect that I am suffering from Arsenic poisoning.

My wife swears she is not to blame. This time.

She has suggested that it might, perhaps, be someone I have pissed of through my blog.
This is not, I guess, a completely ridiculous suggestion.

Possible Suspects:

Or, perhaps, it is one of you …


The Questions continue …

Number 2:

Where are the instructions for my stereo?Hx

Ha, puny mortals! Stare in awe at my psychic powers!

The message I’m getting is … the instructions are … they are ...lost. Somewhere. Does that help?

Oh, wait. There’s more. Hx, I can see a chest of drawers. In a spare room. Look in the third drawer down – the messy one. The instructions have fallen over the back. You're welcome.

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