It's a really popular book. It must be - there's a massive waiting list at the Auckland City library for it. Although, that could have more to do with the fact that I was meant to return the library's only copy weeks ago. I now owe about a thousand bucks in overdue fines.

Give me a break, Library Nazis! It's like a thousand pages long and it has lots of, like, big words and stuff.

This is one of the best books I've ever read and I highly recommend it. It's an (autobiographical) novel about a guy. Who does stuff. And he does, like, so much stuff, that the author wrote a thousand pages about this guy doing stuff. And things. And there's three more books planned to follow, about this guy doing stuff.

I know! Now, do you totally get why I was once specially hand-picked to be a panellist on a National Radio book club?