It’s good to go a night without alcohol, every now and then.

Oh.

You thought I was talking about tonight.

No, no.

I was just speaking hypothetically.

You know, crazy talk.

Nevermind.

If there’s some b’s and l’s missing from this post, it’s not cos I can’t spel or am typographically retarded or anything. No.

Once again my daughter has gotten her litle mitts on the laptop.

Instead of doing something useful like Accessing The Mainframe, hacking the
F I…damnit… FBI… or sending hate mail to politicians, what does she do?
Pick the keys off the loody aptop. I now have aout seven keys that no longer work that wel . Spasmodically. ike the B key. And the L key. Goddamn kid! Why can’t she just jam toast in the video p ayer like other rats…Brats?

Ugh.

This is painfu .

Kiwi logger Vile File cele rated one year of logsistence today.
How did she cele rate? y announcing that she was shutting down her log. DNR order signed. Feeding tube removed. Plug pulled.

It seems it was all planned right from the eginning. She had a counter ticking down to this point in time and everything.

A shame really. She wrote many entertaining misanthropic posts.
etter to go out with a sadistic smile, though, I guess.

I’m half expecting her to come out tomorrow with a “Ha Ha, early April Foos, fools!”

Or come out with a newspaper article outlining how it was all just some evil sadistic experiment to get peope addicted to her writing and then just cut them off.

Take this opportunity to visit her one last time and tel her what a wench she is.

Oh well. One more addition to my Dead/Comatose/Lazy Monkeys list in the Links section.