I almost thought twice about turning up to a very extended family reunion today.

A saw a sign outside and almost bolted.

Well fuck, wouldn’t you, with this to greet you?

I’m not a Hick. But I am related to hicks somewhere along the line.

They were simple country folk.

It was kinda interesting to turn up though, if just to see where all the lines of inbreeding intersected.

I sometimes wonder if that has anything to do with The Family Madness.
Crazy fuckers.
I’m the only sane one amongst them all…

Tell you what though – missing teeth, banjo playing and mass retardation aside – we are a goddamn sexy bunch.

More than once I found myself thinking “Mmmmm, now I’d like to inbreed with her…”

One of my (female) cousins was even trying to work out just how distant everyone’s bloodlines were, to see if she could bag herself a man.
Cos her brother was already taken.

Ha, ha. Haaaa.

Crazy fuckers.