There is great public unrest on the streets of New Zealand tonight.

Shock horror: The sight of two chicks pashing was broadcast on the big screen monitor at an international cricket match.

People are unhappy. Women. Kissing. At a family sporting event. There will be. Anarchy.

Security guards intervened and threatened to kick the ladies out if they kept distracting the crowd with their kissing.

Excuse. Me?

Cricket is one of the most boring snore sports the English ever dared to invent and then inflict upon the rest of the world.

But if you can promise me a little girl-on-girl tongue action, I’ll fucking watch it for sure.

In fact, show me some women golfers getting it on and I’ll even watch that lame-ass excuse for a sport too.