I’m going to stop singing New Zealand’s praises.

Because, to be honest, there’s way too many bastards living here as it is, without adding more immigrants to the list.

Four million people spread mostly through two main islands, with a combined land mass of 268,680 square kilometers. - That’s some serious overcrowding.

It’s like you can’t go to the beach any more without there being at least 3 other people already there hogging it.

Crazy.

So, yeah. New Zealand sux, spread the word.

Oh and if you do still decide to come, beware: We have dangerous birds that sneak into your tent at night and suck your brains out with their long straw-like beaks.

Don’t believe me? Well has anyone heard from Piehole in the last few days?

You can read more about these fearsome creatures over at Jules’ blog.
I’m guest spotting there today as part of her 100th entry celebrations.

Click here and go there.

Now.