I can't hide it anymore.

Oh, Karl, why can't I quit you? If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
There's no denying it. I know I'm married, but I want you.
Come and get me, you hot fuckin' Kiwi.
I'm waiting.
But you won't find me here, actually. I'm just guest posting for the
D-Man. I'm at http://www.golfwidow.net.
Happy April Fool's Day, everybody else.
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