It took me 20 minutes and sixty-five thousand attempts to send an email outside of the company this morning.
Because it kept getting blocked by the company censorship software for containing “unacceptable language, or inappropriate material”.

I finally tracked down the offending word.

It was: analysing.

As in, “we have spent a lot of time carefully analysing this document and, well, basically, we believe your proposal is a load of old codswallop.”

Analysing.

Holy Jesus on an iceberg! How lame is that?

And yet the firewall software will quite happily accept the word “Bugger”…

Stupid thing.

It needs to go analyse itself.

Happy Easter all!

I'm off camping.

Hang on - that sort of sounds kinda Totally Gay.

Rephrase: I'm going to a camp ground ... umnmm ... I'm going to a place with lots of grass .... errrrr .... errecting a .... heh ... living in a tent with poles and pegs this weekend.