Stop.

Must. Stop. Playing. Lord of the. Rings. Battle For. Middle Earth.
Addicted. Addicted. A. Dick. Tid.
Using. Lots. Of. Full. Stops. Stop. Sound like. William. Shatner. Or. Stephen. Hawking. Perhaps.
Caffeine. Need caffeine. Need beer-flavoured caffeine. Yes. Does that exist? Google search. If not, put on my inventions To Do List, right below "Ewoks". Fuck it. Right above "Ewoks". But below "Giant Laser Beam". Yes.

Neglecting:
Correspondence. Corredespondence. Blog. Blogs. Bloggers. Bloggerers. Internet porn. Overdue library book. RSI. Sleep. Sleeeep.

Killing Orcs in my sleep. Woke up and my pillow was gone. WTF?

All play and no work makes D
a Man over-compensating for
the absence of computer games when
he was a boy.

All play nd no work makes D a Man over-compensating for the absence of computer games when he was a boy. All play and no work makes D a Man over-compensating for the absence of computers when he was a boy. all Play and no work makes d a Man over-compensate for the absence of computer games when he was a boy.

My name is D-Man and I don’t have a gaming problem.

I can stop any time I want.

I just need to clock this fucking thing first…