The humans are dead.

The junk is finally working its way out of my system.

I can function again.

But that doesn’t mean you’re getting a proper update or anything.

No.

Not just yet.

Just cos I’m over the gaming addiction, doesn’t mean I’m over being lazy.

So here’s a song instead.

I once performed this one when I opened for Led Zeppelin, way back in 1972.

Which was .. before I was born, actually… but that's cos this dude from the future said I had to learn how to play guitar in order to save the planet, or something ... I wasn't really paying attention, but he sent me back in time in a "Time Machine" to learn from the best, but I think I kind of fucked it up, but that's a completely different story, but to cut it short, I made it back in time to pass my history test, thanks to the notes I'd written in code on my pencil case.

Anyhow.

Jimmy Page said it was possibly the best and greatest love song ever written.
Well, he might not have used the words "best" and "greatest" exactly, but everyone's entitled to their own poetic licence, aren't they, screw you.

Anyhow.

It sold 14 copies and made the Top 20 in Dargaville.

Enjoy.

Click HERE to listen/download.

For those who are deaf, some lyrics follow. Although you probably won’t understand them, cos they’re not in sign language. Never mind. Get someone to read it out to you instead, and then just read their lips.