I have really long eyelashes.

I also have long legs.

And the ability to grow my nails long, if I so desire.

I was watching this medical drama the other day, where after much diagnosis it turned out that a young supermodel’s ailments were actually due to the fact that, due to some weird hermaphroditic deformity, she was, technically, internally, a man. As in she had testicles inside her.

And that got me thinking.

What if I end up in hospital some day and it turns out that having all those long attributes is actually a sign that I’m actually a woman inside?

So… that would make me a lesbian, then?

How the hell would I break that news to my parents?

Don’t worry. I don’t think there’s any danger that anyone This Hairy can be anything other than a boy.

Plus, there’s that other long attribute…

Heheheheheeee…

What?

Mmmm, Lesbians…