Ummmm… I shouldn’t really be revealing this, but I just got my ass kicked in Tekken 4 on the Playstation.

By a six year old.

We had about two dozen rematches.

He won all of them. Even the one where he was distracted “feeding” one of those stupid digital pocket computer toys kids have these days. He wasn’t paying attention to the match at all – he wasn’t even looking at the TV screen! – but do you think I was smart enough to take advantage of that and not repeatedly walk into his head kicks?

I suddenly feel so … old.