I'm starting to worry about my iPod.

Out of a possible 15GB of music to choose from, it sure seems to be randomly picking a suspiciously high amount of Elton John, George Michael, Freddy Mercury, Bee Gees and Opera lately.

I don't even know how that shit got on my computer in the first place.

Honestly.

(Computer virus?)

Nor is there any truth in the rumour that I got caught dancing in the change room John Travolta-style to some Bee Gees disco hit.

Gah!

That’ll learn me for having the damn iPod turned up too loud. Anyone can just sneak up on you…