It's NZ poetry day.
Some people think poetry is gay
And they're right
Except when I write
It,
In which case it's not gay,
It's
Guh-rate,
OK?

Anyway, here's my official contribution.

It's based on a true story, involving red wine, a train and a freak of nature reading a National Geographic article about Giant Pandas, while pretending the other passengers weren't staring at him...