So, have you taken up Al-Qaeda’s invitation to repent your misguided ways and convert to Islam yet?

It’s definitely on my To Do list, but I’m kinda lazy, so I’ll probably just end up waiting till I get kidnapped driving trucks in the Middle East, or smuggling hashish through Indonesia.

Actually, if they’d allow it, I’d like to become a Muslim woman.

I’ve always thought it would be cool walking around town dressed as a ninja…