Is it just me… am I the only man in the world who actually puts the toilet seat down afterwards?

Because, whenever we visit friends' places … well, those guys get to leave the toilet seat up after they’ve been.

I actually don’t know any guys who leave the toilet seat down.

Does that make me the only one?

Or am I just the only one who’s That Whipped?

Still. Makes it easy to tell when D-Missus has had a gentleman caller over, I guess.

I’ve never really got the toilet seat thing, though.

Why do you women want it left down?

If it was left up, at least you’d know it hadn’t been pissed on…