OK, it seems it may possibly be possible that I have confused what I thought was an Eskimo with something known as an “Ethiopian”.

They both start with an E, so it’s an easy enough mistake, I guess.

The D-Man does not hate Ethiopians.

Bob Marley believed that God was an Ethiopian emperor, and Bob Marley invented cannabis, so he was clearly a sagacious man who knew what he was reggaeing about.

I still hate Eskimos though.

Eskimos are notorious whale killers.

While I, myself, would very much like to snack down on a narwhal or beluga whale burger combo, I accept that it is wrong to kill whales, because they are intelligent and have feelings, like all fish.

But these fucking Eskimos don’t care about that.

They don’t care that there’s an International Whaling Commission moratorium on harpooning things with blowholes.

They think they’re so fucking smart and untouchable.

The NZ navy wastes 10.1 billion dollars each year sending out its Greenpeace patrol boats to keep Eskimo trawlers away from our resident whales.

But the Eskimos just don’t learn.

During World War 2 the Yanks had to A-bomb the stuffing out of two Eskimo cities before they finally got the message that the war was Over.

And yet here they are stirring up shit again.

I’ll give them this, though: their Samurai swords are very, very cool.
But as a ninja, they are my sworn enemy.

And that’s why I hate Eskimos.

This little mix up over Eskimos and Ethiopians has got me a questioning the rest of my geographic knowledge.

Like, for example, well, last week my boss was writing an important official letter to the FDA and she asked me what the term for someone from Belgium was.

I told her it was “Belgiumese”.

That’s right, isn’t it?
Or is that actually some type of dog?