”Call me, call me, call me, anytime.
Call me.”
“Infertility is only a phone call away.
Wednesday October 25, 2006
By Jeremy Laurance
Mobile phones have been identified as a cause of reduced sperm production in men.
Microwaves emitted by the phones reduce the number, mobility and quality of sperm by almost half in the heaviest users, to the point where some men may become infertile, scientists say.
This could have devastating consequences for fertility rates around the world.
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As I was reading this while choking on my cornflakes this morning, I reached into my front pocket and yanked my cellphone out.
Then I pondered the merits of actually having any more goddamn monkey kids anyway, sighed, and put it back in the front right pocket.
Besides. I like the vibracall function…
