I’m taking the car to work at the moment.

Winter left its purse behind and came back to retrieve it, but discovered someone had taken all the cash and credit cards, and now she’s pissed.

I’ve never seen wind this strong in Auckland. It’s pretty much uprooted three trees on my property.

And the rain… the rainnnnn.

My super psychic spidey senses started screaming with the onslaught of God's vengeful deluge a couple of days ago, so I'm actually playing it safe by driving.

Even though cars are The Devil.

I've learned to trust my woman’s intuition over the years.

It is what gets me through life.

We used to practice sensory stuff back in Top Secret Ninja School.

To get your second degree black belt you had to sit blindfolded while someone stands behind you with a katana sword.

You must accurately sense their attack and avoid it.

And then disappear in a puff of smoke!

Or else you get your head chopped off.

I got kicked out for releasing a deadly fart cloud instead.

Fucktards.

It still had the desired effect, didn’t it?