Secret ninja note to self:

If a samurai tries attacking you and you don't want to kill them, but your warnings that you know ninjutsu go ignored, simply pull out your ninja sword and slash them across the forehead.

While they are trying to blink blood out of their eyeballs, you can safely slip away…

I have a new gadget, so I decided to use it to have a crack at doing an audio post.

I suck at it.

I think I’ll stick to this stuff with this written version of letters and words and sentences and typeface.

Because it’s easier to fix things when you make mistakes.

For example, in the audio post, there’s a bit where I’m talking about how I accidentally left my Dictaphone on.

I mention how it then recorded a conversation with a colleague and how it then also catches me going for a slash. But after listening to it, I realise that this part is potentially ambiguous.

Some might be left with the impression, that, instead of going to the toilet … that I was actually getting sucked off by my coworker in the toilet.

The D-Man would like to take this chance to clarify the situation and point out that this was not the case.

(If I was a homo-loving sapien, I’m sure I could do waaaaay better than him anyway.)

: D

Click HERE to listen to the post.

There’s a poem in the post.

I’ve decided to provide the transcription for it here, because I’m aware that NZers talk kinda fast, because our brains are highly evolved, and the rest of you are also disadvantaged by the fact that you all have accents.
And probably haven’t worked out how to use the Metric System yet.
And the time difference puts you about 10 weeks behind us.

So, I guess what I’m saying is, you need all the help you can get.

So: