The in-laws have agreed to take the little muppets all night tomorrow night.

This will be the first time we have been "childless" since the second one was born 65-years-ago. Or something. It certainly feels that long.

WHAT SHALL WE DO? WHAT SHALL WE DO? WHAT SHALL WE DO?

Probably fall asleep by 10pm while watching TV, then enjoy a lavish lie-in until 7.30am.

Yeah. We still know how to par-tay...