Guess who just got a summons for jury duty?

Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday to whoever's being born...

It's for a High Court trial next month.

But I don't get it.
You're not actually allowed to smoke weed at the High Court.
What's with the name then? Shouldn't it be the Not High Court?

You aren't even allowed to turn up wearing shorts, jandals and a singlet.

But apparently I can get out of it, if I can prove that I have a mental disorder, or am intellectually disabled. Or speech unadequate english.

Shouldn't be too hard...