"I'll keep you, my
Dirty Little Secret.
Don't tell anyone or you'll be
Just another regret…"

Here's another secret.
I am sooo glad I decided ot get out of jury duty. Because otherwise I might have been forced to decide on this.
I'm not saying the high-ranking police officers are/aren't recidivist pack rapists.
I'm not saying the complainants are/aren't liars.
I'm just saying I'm glad I didn't have to help hold up the circumstantial scales of justice on that one.
Phew.