Does anyone have a spare drug-sniffer dog they can lend me?

I haven't touched my stash in over a year, but we're moving house on Saturday and we are currently in the process of packing and I need to find my stash because that's not really the sort of thing you want to leave behind for new occupants, but it's been a year since I touched the stuff and I have enough trouble remembering what I did last week, let alone where I hid the stuff the last time I touched it, which was a year ago. Or something.