Dear Sir,

Again I write to complain about your tardy online uploading of daily horoscopes. Today's horoscopes say "Thursday", but they are, in fact, yesterday's scopes. Am I just trapped, like Bill Murray, in some twisted Ground Hog Day curse ... or are you just trying to get me to actually pay for your paper?

Yours in astrological despair,

D-Man.

Chinese Horoscope: "Expect last minute changes and adjustments, poor timing, or an annoying glitch in anything involving papers, contracts, appointments and meetings, or previously scheduled engagements."

Perhaps spilled coffee can be classified as a glitch?

Although, perhaps spilling the same cup of coffee on the same important papers twice within ten minutes can be classified as simply stupid.

Or perhaps I just really, really, really hate those documents.