Some people creep through the cubicles picking off colleagues with an ArmaLite when they get frustrated at work.
While that sounds like fun, I prefer to just spend my angry time writing songs about the people who piss me off.
So, here’s my workplace anthem.
It’s highly esoteric, so I only really expect about two people on the planet to get it. And I’m one of them.
The title is from an orientation option you get when you send something to a desktop printer. A colleague and I have started this thing where we adopt random phrases as technical jargon to confuse people in meetings. We’ve made this particular phrase code for flipping someone the finger and telling them to fuck off. A double-sided spread is letting the Finger finger on the other hand join in at the same time.
I’m expecting it to catch on with the kids, and gangsta rappers will probably be dropping it into their own songs within the next couple of years.
But just remember where you heard it first.
And here’s the lyrics. Just in case you don’t hear so goodly.
