I got a sandwich and fries special from the company cafeteria today.

As I went to take the last bite, I noticed a staple had been hiding underneath the sandwich, on my plate.

“What the fuck?” I exclaimed.

“That’s what you call a staple diet,” said someone.

And this is about as exciting as my life has been lately, folks.

Well, D-Missus and I did go out and blow five grand on stuff for our house, so I guess there was that as well.

We got a couple of new couches, an entertainment center, a fucking expensive coffee table, and a couple of bar stools.

We also bought a 37-inch LCD TV.

I had to pick it up after work yesterday.

It was too big to fit in my car.

Fucking hell.

I had to remove all the packaging, and even then there were only millimeters to spare.

I couldn’t see out my back window the whole drive home.

I’m back down to dialup speeds at the moment. I busted my broadband cap (3GB for a month).

I think I got carried away, with all the music and software downloading, and youtubing and stuff.

Bah!

Goddamn third world broadband.