It’s Lil’ Ginge’s 2nd birthday.

D-Girl helped her open all her presents. And then she took them all away so she could make sure they were good toys for her little sister to play with.

She’s a caring big sister.

And, allegedly, I’m now an uncle to a niece.

The brother (aged 30), who once thought he was infertile, until he got a one-night-stand pregnant, is the alleged father of his ex-(short term)girlfriend’s three-month-old daughter. That’s the word on the street.

Which my parents now know about thanks to the ex-girlfriend sending my Mum and Dad a Christmas card with a photo of the three-month-old daughter.

I just hope this doesn’t fucking eat in to my share of the inheritance.

That would sux.

Yeah.