For the past fortnight I’ve been getting these aches and pains.

Neck. Shoulder. Back.
Always on the right hand side.

And then I discovered that I only got sore when I got to my desk at work.
Like some psychologysomatic type thing.

Then on Tuesday, I was fine.
Then yesterday the pains came back.
Then today I was fine.

And then I clicked:

My boss was away today and Tuesday.

I’m getting these pains from looking over my right shoulder to check whether he’s watching me.

My boss is a pain in the neck.