I don't know whether it's a case of weather changing moods or the change of seasons or the end of daylight savings or the end of daylight savings and the kids not knowing, or caring that they're now meant to be getting up an hour later instead of what is now 6a-fricken-m, but a lot of people seem to be having weird nightmares at the moment.

I had this dream that my boss called me into a meeting room and then either fired me or made me redundant. Or maybe it was retarded. I forget.

But anyway. I was reminded of this dream when we had our team meeting this week and our boss was talking about how budgets are being slashed dramatically, and I got this weird feeling that perhaps my dream was infact a glimpse of the future.

But in my dream I sued the company for unjustified dismissal or some shit and won a huge settlement.

So at least I have that to look forward to…

Two people have resigned from my team this week. One resigned last Friday. Two others have already left since restructuring late last year.

Goo goo G'joob.

I wrote on a Post-it note the title of a song that I wanted a friend to check out on Youtube. It's called "I'm fucking Matt Damon".

He folded the note and put it in his back pocket.

Then he was at the pub with his girlfriend ths week. While they were buying drinks, she stuck a hand into his back pocket. Noticed something in there. And pulled out, you guessed it, a Post-it note that boldly declares: "I'm fucking Matt Damon".

Fucking classic!

Homo.

So after he told me, and I had changed my jeans after pissing myself laughing, I gave him a new Post-it note with the title of another Youtube song to check out:

"I'm fucking Ben Affleck".

The other night I dreamed I had a third child.

It was a boy.

It was a redhead.

See what I mean? - Nightmares.

:D