From: D-Man
To: FC
Subject: FW:FW:FW Duck/dog

Dude!

So weirdly cool to bump into you the other day. OK, it was a bit more than the other day now. That's cos I sent the first attempted email to the wrong company. Then when I discovered that I'd screwed up, I sent it to the right company, but spelled your name wrong. And then the email got bounced back because your company censors didn't like it for some reason.
So. Third…err… fourth time lucky.

Anyway. Cool to catch up with an old colleague.
It reminded me of a time when life was more innocent. And I had more hair.

I often find myself telling people that story of how when you were a teenager and living in Hong Kong you went to a street food market and ordered food. And you asked what it was. And they said duck. And then after you ate it and liked it, you asked whether that was really duck. And the guy said "Yes. Duck! Duck! Look - Duck! Duck!" and he pointed at a passing dog. And then you threw up.

Classic.

Anyway.
Great to catch up on gossip. Great that you've kept in touch with people.

Oh, and congratulations on the cute girl friend.

:D

Chur,

D-Man

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From: FC
To: D-Man
Subject: RE: FW:FW:FW Duck/dog

Hey D-Man

Was good to see you and your progeny - You used to talk about "the selfish gene". You also shocked our religious work mates by telling them ultimately they were going to end up as worm sh1t. ha ah.

Cheers.

P.S. Dog doesn't tasted too bad if you put lots of chilli on it...

yes, a chilli dog.

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From: D-Man
To: FC
Subject: RE:RE: FW:FW:FW Duck/dog

I'm amazed that you remember that much about me from those days.

It's hazy to me. All I seem to remember was that I was a di ck. But I blame that on my youth.

Unfortunately, I no longer have that excuse.

Hey - also remember how you taught me how to swear in Hindi?

I once went to an Indian restaurant and got so drunk that when they came to ask me what I wanted to order, I said a "Teri maa ki chute, please".
And they brought me a Vindaloo.
Same diff, I guess.

A chilli dog? That sounds like it would be pretty hot. Oh wait. I'm thinking of a hot dog. Nevermind.