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Car-bawling
16 July, 2008 ---- 9:51 PM

I haven’t been cycling as much lately. So I’ve tried carpooling.

I’ve tried carpooling and discovered that carpooling doesn’t work if the guy driving goes home at lunch time and forgets to tell you.

I’ve also discovered that it doesn’t work if you go to pick someone up in the morning and wait for them, then go knock on their front door, and wait for them, and they still don’t come out … because… they forgot to remember to tell you that they had gone on holiday.

It also doesn’t work so well if the fucker driving that day is the sort of fucker who likes to fucking stay back at work and work up to an hour after quitting time. Which means you have to stay back an hour after quitting time.

I think I’m coming down with a case of road rage…


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