This is based on a true story. Swear to God.

I think the great thing about this song, is that when I start my world tour, I can just substitute “Auckland” with the name of the place I’m playing, and the audience will go “hey, that’s here! Rock,” even though it never actually happened there, but that’s marketing for you.

Although, that only works so long as the place I’m playing ends in a “land”:

Rockland. Portland. Long Island. Canadia Land. England. Scotland. Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland. Old Zealand, Holland (both, conveniently in The Netherlands). Poland. Finland. Greenland. Iceland. Thailand. Swaziland. North Island. South Island. Stewart Island. West Island. Teenage Wasteland.

That pretty much covers it.

Tickets selling fast.

(Gropeys get in free, wink-wink.)