This morning all I wanted was a V energy drink, but do you think the vending machine would give me one?

Well, yes, it did actually, but only after it had first rejected my money, and then second stolen my money.

This morning, all I wanted was to log into my computer and check what I had on, but the systems guy who had been installing CS4 on my computer and then scuttered away half way through had forgotten to leave a note telling me that the blue screen I could see on my monitor that looked like the blue screen of death was not actually the blue screen of death and I should not turn my computer off and then back on to get rid of it because if you do that during a partitioning exercise you can lose everything.
So I rebooted him.

This morning, when it turned out that I'd had a close call and didn't actually end up losing my entire hard drive, I went to print something important out. I then went to the printer to retreive my job. There was already an engineer there. He picked up his job, then stopped before the print room exit and threw off two documents at the bottom into the recycle bin.
I waited for my paper to print out. And waited. It didn't. Then I had a thought. I opened the recycle bin and crawled in. There was my job and someone else's. I walked up to the engineer and waved my paper in front of him. He said "Oh, it wasn't mine". I said "I fucking know - It's mine!"
And then I threw him in the recycle bin.

And the day continued on like that.

But... you know... it still gave me this:

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